why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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woman's rights

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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