Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What's city is in New York New York City

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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