Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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WNBA

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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