- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How would you rule?

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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