It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Please don't shoot me

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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