A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Justin Beiber

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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poopy is poopy

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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