- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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