Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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This is a random Anti joke.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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