why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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2 black kids walk into school

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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