- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Camerons hair is Curly..

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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