- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

No your aunties a joke

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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