- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

I'm HIV positive.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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