- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

what do you call your mom? mom

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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