Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Knock, Knock Come in

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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