What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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