- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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