- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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