What long black and tasty? Licorice

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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