- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

The Oakland Raiders

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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