- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

when debbie meets downer

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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