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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Feminism

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Pickles are powerful

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Irish sobriety

Face...the other white meat!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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