- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

This is a joke.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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