- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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