- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

ask me if im a door yes

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

womens rights

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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