- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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