What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Uh... What was emulating again?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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