- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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