- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Jebron Lames.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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