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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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