- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Gretta has five legs? -no

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.