- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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