- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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