Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Ron Paul for President!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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