- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

The cream, it is coming

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call your mom? Mom

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

eh

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car