Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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