- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

1+1=2

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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