Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Knock knock Go away

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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