what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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