roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What does? 42

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

y u no like me joke?

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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