What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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