A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Sex

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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