A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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