- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

I put my baby in a microwave.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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