- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

An man walks to a bra

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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