What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

knock knock!? . . No.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Who wants $300? Me too.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Actually it was me Josh brown

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

batman has diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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