how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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How do you end a sentence

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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