- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How High is a Chinese man

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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