Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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The holocaust

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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