How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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