- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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