whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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field day?

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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