- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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