what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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