- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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