Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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