Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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