Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

read me write me

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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