- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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