Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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women's rights.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Immigration Laws

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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