People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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your face

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Anti Joke

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