What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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what's up? my penis.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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