- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

FUCK YOU

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

women's rights.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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