- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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