Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

America

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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