- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

your face

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

WNBA

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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