A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A women left the kitchen.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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