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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Guest what in the butt

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

"Knock knock..." "come in"

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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